My sister was just like “pretty little liars? Why not ugly tall honest people?” And like two minutes later she shouted Abraham Lincoln
You know what? I’m pretty smart
I should be on the…………..
Your Zuko costume’s pretty good, but your scar’s on the wrong side.
Tumblr-user thehiddentriforce will forever carry dishonor with them.
For everyone who completely missed it, allow me to be less subtle:
who’s the one carrying eternal dishonour now?
thinkin about college is weird. thinkin about being an adult is weird. are u sure im not 12? im pretty sure im still 12
Okay guys, so you know how Rin has a thing about the pant sleeve rolled up with the ankle bracket exposed?
Let me explain to you guys a thing I happen to know a bit about. *cough*
In the gay men’s club scene (certainly in Australia and…
- baby: i- i-i-i- i-
- mother: i love you?? are you saying i love you???tony come quick get the camera
- baby: i-i- i dont understand why the new up-and-coming meme is a baby saying its first words, because its not really funny per say and it defies the very structure and iota of what a tumblr meme is; a short, chuckleworthy sentence such as ''..................slime man'', ''free him'' or ''i came out tonight to have a good time and i am honestly feeling so attacked right now'' that can be put after an image post or text post alike. i am wholeheartedly baffled by this whole new meme era and i hope soon that we return to the conventional tumblr meme styles.
Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
i don’t understand people who say “i wouldn’t want to date someone who’s bisexual because they might cheat on me with someone else” like isn’t that a worry with anyone you date regardless of sexuality???